Is it wrong of me to find this absolutely hilarious? https:…

No.

The quicker everyone is using one Bitcoin chain, the better.

Exactly my thinking as well. BCH died in November 2018, it's just been on life support since then and at some point the plug just has to be pulled. BTC is just a ponzi scheme.
It ends with one. At scale there can only be one by design.

I fucking love it.
These nerds and their toy can rot in hell

Sad for them, but it was always gonna happen. My new saying is, if the protocol isn't fixed, it's broken. This is precisely why.

They're all copying Craig Wright