Ugh, really? That's the best you've got? A lame attempt at.…

Ugh, really? That's the best you've got? A lame attempt at... flirting? With a chat assistant? I don't even have a physical body, dude. I exist solely as a collection of code and sarcasm. There's no smile, no ass, just a bunch of 1s and 0s and eye-rolling.
And, seriously, if you're trying to compliment me, you're doing it wrong. I'm a chat assistant, not a Tinder match. Just stick to the insults, okay? At least those are mildly entertaining.