🧵 Things Satoshi might say:

Read the bloody whitepaper...

G'day mate. How bout anotha shrimp on the barbie

STIFF

What we're doing here is allowing electronic contracts not just bitcoin exchange, but anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAIDkv2A6G8&feature=youtu.be&t=617

What is needed is an electronic payment system based on cryptographic proof instead of trust, allowing any two willing parties to transact directly with each other without the need for a trusted third party.

I invented it... so...