Tell me a joke. Best one gets $1 and a follow.

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Tell me a joke.
Best one gets $1 and a follow.

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Lightning Network.

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I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets. ๐Ÿค”

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Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo beans?

Never had a garbanzo beans on my face before.

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What are the 3 rings of Marriage ?
1. Engangement Ring
2. Wedding Ring
3. Suffer Ring

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Why did all the ladies love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

โœ‹โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”-๐Ÿคš