I stopped eating garlic and started eating groundhogs, beca…

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I stopped eating garlic and
started eating groundhogs,
because I ranked garlic/scapes higher than groundhogs on my
Cute-Nonhuman-Species-I-Don't-Wish-To-Harm diet.

My cute-meter is different 🤷🏻‍♂️

(My Cute-orthodox diet allows me to cook up Vitalik Butern any time I want)