I am starting a joke contest until Saturday. The joke that …
I am starting a joke contest until Saturday. The joke that receives most likes in this thread gets $5 via moneybutton address. I am looking forward to some good laughs :D (multi post jokes are allowed, unique likes are counted) 🍀🍀🍀
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What are the 3 rings of marriage?
1. Engagement ring. 👩❤️👨
2. Wedding ring. 🧖🏻
3. Suffer ring. 🙅🏽♂️
Btc is bitcoin, and will scale fine when Lighting Network will be ready, in 18 months.
If you are surprised that Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide, imagine how suprised he must have been.
Me: Bro, did you cash out on your BTC during the all time high?🤑
My friend: I don't know, ask me in May 2025 when my transaction gets confirmed.😂
Here's your winner...
Q: What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
A: Damn.
whats green and smells like bacon?
my fingers
This Twetch Post is my joke. If I win I will send $1 to five randomly selected likers via moneybutton address. Click on the heart below to vote with a Like. Then Follow me which is is how you laugh at my monster impression while we cross the sea of chaos.
Joke:
Btc is the real Bitcoin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do Christmas ornaments, drywall, and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don't hang themselves.
Not sure if this joke is funnier, or the fact that it was told on the house floor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jToKF9r-RQ
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that can count in binary, and those that can't.
I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you may not get it.
- Rate your ability to pay attention from 1 to 10.
- The A.
I am brocolli and I look like a tree.
I am walnut and I look like a brain.
I am champion and I don't like this game !
😉
When you die, which part of your body dies last?
Your pupils. They dilate.
Alright guys, @1673 and @6010 each got 3 likes. So it's a split. Give me your moneybutton addresses and I'll send you each $2.5
🙏🏽😜 om@moneybutton.com
Thanks Iru!
And the Lord said unto John,
“Come forth and receive eternal Life.”
but John came fifth, and won a toaster.
Check again buddy...Do you forget me, i have 3 likes too😞😁
My bad mate. Link your address, I'll send you 2.50 too.
3533@moneybutton.com
Thank you mate!!! 😎✌️
Sincere gratitude, muchacho. peterteal@moneybutton.com
An Irishman Walks Out of the Bar...