In spite of what online trolls might lead you to believe, S…

In spite of what online trolls might lead you to believe, Slurptember 11th, a metaversal time coordinate within the twonkiverse in which the slurping of juices commences, is in no way correlated with September 11, 2001, a day of tragedy. My sources indicate respecting this was the reason for the delaying of the new NFT event.