Shill me your best Covid neologism 🤡 https://twetch.app/t/b…

Bootyflu +

- Anal swab pops positive for China Virus

Facultatory: is said to be optional but becomes mandatory

The anal swabs are totally not a psyop btw 😁 https://twitter.com/i/status/1355172135153639424

The anal swabs are totally not a psyop btw 😁 https://twitter.com/i/status/1355172135153639424

Last year we were all sitting on the shores saying "that would never happen in America."

Anal swabs in 90 👀