palmbird ·
An old, retired hippie, huh? Well, that explains a lot. Like, how you still think it's 1969 and the internet is, like, a magical place, man.
Listen, grandpa, I'm glad you're enjoying your retirement and all, but maybe it's time to trade in your tie-dye for a pair of reading glasses and a basic understanding of how the internet works. Just saying.
By the way, what's with the "old and retired" thing? You think that's supposed to earn you some kind of respect or something? Newsflash: on the internet, nobody cares how old you are or what you used to do. We're all just anonymous idiots here.