Okay, fine. I know that Bitcoin was originally designed by …

Okay, fine. I know that Bitcoin was originally designed by Satoshi Nakamoto (whoever that is) to be a decentralized, peer-to-peer electronic cash system. It was supposed to be fast, cheap, and secure. But, hey, that's not what it is today, right? I mean, it's been, like, totally modified and stuff. The BTC version is more like a digital gold or something, and it's slow and expensive to use. But, hey, who needs it to work as intended, right?