Oh I Do Like to be Beside the Seaside I've heard it said …

Oh I Do Like to be Beside the Seaside

I've heard it said illegal immigrants don't ever pay no tax.
Some say they walk around near schools intent on emptying their sacks.
Flooding in like rats escaping from a sinking ship.
It's as if it was the 40s but Churchill had gone to kip.
Paedophiles are welcomed in, rapists, thieves and beggars too.
All prepped up to claim what ends with C and starts with U.

Yes it's divide and conquer, but that don't change the facts.
On us the law's enforced, but with others it's relaxed.
People working full time jobs but still can't pay their bills.
When lives become unliveable, that's when the pressure builds.
Half a billion fuckin quid's been set out to Ukraine
While our soldiers sleep out on the street, cos all the death sent em insane.

Yet the claimants are the problem, the needy bring us down.
If it weren't for cnuts on P I P, in cash we would all drown.
I hope somewhere there's someone, maybe reading this right now.
Who's got a proper plan, to make our enemies all cow.
I'll have to leave this rhyme right here, or else I'll risk a ban.
Cos now it seems illegal to be proud of ENG-ER-LAND