Oh these are funny as they are so true 😅 Bosnian Problem #…

Twetch ·

Oh these are funny as they are so true 😅

Bosnian Problem #56
That awkward moment when your mother yells at you:
"Jebem ti mater"

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Twetch ·

Bosnian Problem #33
When older people call you "sine" (son) even though you are a girl

Bosnian Problem #29
When you hear "Pamet u glavu" every time you go out of the house

Twetch ·

Bosnian Problem #24
Only in Bosnia "Promaha" can kill you

Bosnian Problem #94
If you are a female your name ends with an "A"

Twetch ·

Bosnian Problem #187
Everywhere in the world when they ask you if you did it, say "Of course I did", only in Bosnia you say "Jok, eto ti si"
translation: "nope, you did it" (sarcasm)

Twetch ·

Bosnian Problem #65
You tell Americans where you are from and you end up explaining the entire history of Bosnia

Bosnian Problem #274
You are not a Bosnian unless you have a plastic bag full of other bags

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Bosnian Problem #103
When you greet someone you always ask "Šta ima?" (lose translation: "what is new?"): even if you already know the answer is always "Nema ništa" (translation: "there is nothing")

Twetch ·

Bosnian Problem #103
When you greet someone you always ask "Šta ima?" (lose translation: "what is new?"): even if you already know the answer is always "Nema ništa" (translation: "there is nothing")

Twetch ·

Bosnian Problem #192
When you sleep-in during the day and your parents ask you "A šta ćeš večeras radit?"
(translation: "And what are you going to do tonight"?

Twetch ·

I have to translate this one, in Bosnia we swear a lot, its part of every day conversation & very normal among friends even family & this specific saying is VERY common 😂

Jebem = "(I) fuck"
Ti = "to you" or "your"
Mater = Mother

Bosnians are tough MOFOs

Twetch ·

One more...

Bosnian Problem #249
When you don't care for someone, you tell them "Ko te šiša"
(LITERAL translation: "who cuts your hair")
😄

Twetch ·

I lied... one more...

Bosnian Problem #31
Your "nana" (translation: Grandma) won't accept the fact that you are not hungry

Seriously, you can't not eat something no matter how many times you say you are not hungry, you HAVE TO eat something anyway! 😐

Twetch ·

ok ok, one more...

Bosnian Problem #204
If you are out, and you see your friend, you call out to greet him by asking "đe si!?" (translation: "where are you!?") even when he is standing right in front of you

Twetch ·

Pretty much the only bosnian words I learned at work. Plus, busci guraz, brzo brzo and briatno.