NEW SOCIAL PLATFORM TWETCH MAKES YOUR MISPELLINGS, GRAMMAR …

NEW SOCIAL PLATFORM TWETCH MAKES YOUR MISPELLINGS, GRAMMAR ERRORS AND BAD TAKES SECURE- FOREVER

Have you ever been wrong about something on social media and wished you could take it back? Or made a terrible spelling error you shouldn't have posted? Well, new social platform Twetch fixes this by guaranteeing you can never fix it. By permanently minting your bad grammar, punctuation oopsies and bad takes on-chain, Twetch looks to ensure future generations can review your stupidity… forever.

According to a Twetch insider, we can solve the growing problem of improper English and primitive opinions by incentivizing users to think way harder about what they are about to type. Maybe you'll be less inclined to bash or spread FUD if you know it will be permanently etched into the Akashic Records. Under condition of anonymity, our source inside the organization was willing to leak to The Cryptographic Post over a secure telephone landline.

“In these days of people screen capturing compromising posts before you delete them or digging through 10 years of your social networking feed to find damaging material for political intimidation campaigns coordinated between Zucker(berg) and your bank, wouldn't it be nice if there was no way to ever avoid that by ensuring you can't remove this information?”

Well now you can't remove it by using Twetch- the tattoo parlor of social networks! People one million years into the future with access to the right technology: mainly large corporations, hackers and governments can have all of your craziest statements, opinions and outbursts today by Twetching them!

At the surface level of the user interface, your NPC statements look deleted. You may be wiping the sweat from your brow, thinking nobody will see you put parenthesis around (berg) for no reason at all. But somewhere on the blockchain your parenthesis still exist- all of your most controversial opinions and poorly worded replies protected by a thin layer of encryption.

Sure, the average Joe won't take the time to decrypt your typos. However, most crypto experts now agree that a QUANTUM COMPUTER of the distant future will eventually crack the SHA-256 algorithm and easily read your wildest takes. Quantum computers, perhaps aided by artificial intelligence, will find your non-PC microagressions and organize them into black list folders for Big Brother to use against you during your future torture session.

With Twetch's unique feature of making everything permanent that was once transitory and fleeting you can now think twice before dropping that latest riff on woke hypocrisy or economic insanity by considering first, if that statement will come back to haunt you or your family financially someday.

Unlike less sophisticated platforms that let you spout off with no repercussion (seriously, does anybody know where all of our deleted stuff goes?), Twetchingdat makes you consider:

1. Will a future computational dictator decide a statement I made in 2022, such as using the word "crypto" instead of "digital cash," disqualify my great grandchildren in 2075 from having access to a grocery store?

2. Will dropping the latest dank meme result in my children being denied medical care at a hospital in 2035?

3. Will laying down the edgiest logic available that nobody wants to hear anyhow get my DNA removed from the International Fauci/Gates Approved Breeding Laboratory in the 2090s?

Using your Twetch account, our future digital overlords will easily put together a mathematical abstraction of your inner self that can be minted to the Quantum Government Cloud for all future Ages. But will this stop you from pressing POST to collect your two cent BSV wafer when it pops out of the notifications hole? Absolutely not! Nothing will stop you- the realest of the real truth seekers from keeping it 100% and making sure your epic troll gets published for the world to see.

With new social network Twetch, at least you'll know for certain that YOU are the reason your descendants ended up poor and in the re-education camps and they had nothing to do with it. Twetchdat shit. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

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