"The New Era of BSV" by John Pitts 2019-2021 typical BSV c…

"The New Era of BSV"
by John Pitts

2019-2021 typical BSV conversation…

BSVer: Explains how BitCoin really works
Listener: Amazing! I had no idea. Brilliant! First time I've ever heard logic.

3 days later…
Listener questions CryptoBillionaires: What U think bout BSV is BitCoin?

Billionaires answer…
Sammie Fries: CSW is fraud, BSV is fraud.
Roger Ver: CSW is fraud; BSV is fraud.
CZ: CSW is fraud; BSV is fraud.
Vitalik: CSW is fraud; BSV is fraud.
Andreesen Horowitz: CSW is fraud; BSV is uninvestible
Kevin O'Leary: CSW? Who dat?
3AC: CSW is fraud; BSV is fraud
BitFinex/Tether: CSW is fraud we're battling in court; we gave up when we saw his evidence, but BSV is a fraud.
Bitcoin dot org: CSW is a fraud; BSV is fraud; we are bitcoin; we all Satoshi
OKex: CSW is evil; BSV is fraudy; we suspend trading; but then become biggest BSV derivative trading exchange.
Genesis/Barry/GBTC: CSW is a fraud didn't you see what our… errrr I mean… didn't you see what upstanding reporters wrote about him? BSV is fraud.

Listener goes home and forgets he ever heard about BSV or CSW, despite all the logic. How could so many billionaires be wrong— impossible!

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Q4 2022 typical BSV conversation…

BSVer: Explains how BitCoin really works
Listener: Amazing! I had no idea. CSW is brilliant! 1st time I ever heard any logic in this digital token sector!

3 days later…
Listener looks around for CryptoBillionaires for advice: what do you guys think bout BSV is BitCoin?

Sammie Fries: unavailable, due to sitting in jail.

Roger Ver: unvailable, due to hiding from creditors and Antiguan lawsuit servers.

CZ: unavailable. Hiding in Decentraland with FTX's law firm. Sticky note on his virtual door: "Don't Trust; Ask Around"

Vitalik: unavailable. Too busy fielding hatemail from stakers whose funds are frozen with no date of release scheduled, but definitely not 2023.

Andreesen Horowitz: unavailable. Hiding in shame from all their crypto investments gone wrong.

Kevin O'Leary: I loved crypto in 2018 before I ever took all that money for shilling. [we didn't ask you anything about that]. Oh, well I didn't do it, it was CZ. [CZ invested in FTX for you?]. Yes, errr, No, errrr [hold on, it says you didn't buy crypto until 2019], ah yes, errrr, can I get my one phone call? [this isn't jail Kevin, we're just asking you a question on TV]. Right. Oh well I have this new crypto you'd be interested in…

3AC: unavailable. They're in the place all known frauds hang out if in threat of being extradited.

BitFinex/Tether: unavailable. no time bro, we're too busy shutting down BSV derivative trading. [why just BSV?]. Errr, no reason, coincidence!
Bitcoin dot org. unavailable. Too busy shutting down bitcoin.org bc CSW wanted it shut down as Satoshi Nakamoto.

OKex. unavailable. We're too busy trading 50 to 250x more volume than Bittrex which is the only place left to trade BSV, and that makes sense don't question it!

Genesis/Barry/GBTC: Available. Hey buddy, wanna buy some really cheap ASSets? [looks at btc premium to GBTC. FUCK NO!]. Please? Genesis was going to generate $800mm in revenues before FTX and 3AC! [what's your Q4 revenues?] Finds another passers-by, Hey buddy, wanna buy some really cheap ASSets?

Moral of the completely fictional story:

BSV might still be getting manipulated, but one thing is certain: people that hear the BSV pitch NOW and forever after, either run for the hills because the entire cryptoSpace looks like dogs asshole, or they actually consider BSV as BitCoin because who the hell is left with enough credibility to convince them otherwise?

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https://youtu.be/Y2qe3hFeQ5g?t=4471
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BSV is BitCoin, and it's truer now than it ever was in the last 4 years.


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