What does it mean if I kinda like this bidet thing?

that you like to keep it clean?

Nothing. I had two installed at my home in Atlanta before I moved. I miss them....

Never tried it. Seems messy.. doesn’t water splash and run everywhere? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Dude, everyone likes it. No one talks about it. Heated toilet seat, warm water to clean your hole, then air dried. Squeeky clean. You can order one for the lady as a gift and shell never know its for you.

ordering one for your lady is the equivalent of telling her she's not clean enough.. hahah
I'd just tell her directly xD

In Japan "shower toilets - シャウワトイレット" has become the norm 20 years ago. Still using dry toilets is substandard, unhygienic and kind of gross.
In the west people don't get it. I myself didn't try them out in Japan for years after I came here. How stupid !

you shouldn't be sitting when taking a dump anyways. rather you should be squatting.

LOL!

Thanks guys 🙂

Loving it.

I’ve been washing my asshole the wrong way all my life. I need one of these fuckers.