The Man Who Cried Wolf Spring 2022 Luna Wolf Major crypto …

The Man Who Cried Wolf

Spring 2022 Luna Wolf
Major crypto multi-month meltdown culminates in the hottest stablecoin going to zero from hero in 10 days.

Man, this stablecoin wolf could be a real problem! It could spread.

HODLeBois Response:
“Don’t worry everyone, Saint Sam will save us all by buying up all the toxic crap just like Merrill Lynch bought up Countrywide Mortgages. Sam Sam he’s our man!” The crypto world was saved!

…2 quarters later [British accent]

Nov 8, 2022 FTX Wolf
Saint Sam declares he is unable to bail out his own exchange after pinky-swearing everything is “fine” < 24 hours earlier. Oh nooo, what will happen to our crypto bags if the 2nd biggest exchange in popularity is shut down?

Man, this is our savior St Sammie on the ropes, he’s down and bloody and dying. This crypto wolf is getting worse— and it could take us all down with it!

HODLers Reaponse:
“Don’t worry everyone, CZ-Don will save us like Morgan Stanley bought Bear Stearns, and save us all!”

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https://youtu.be/VASUI7V8Ic4
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At this time it’s important to believe in fairy tales and believe in the boys stories, right. Everything is fine. Binance balance sheet is fine. No one will request their crypto or fiat from Binance. Mt Gox is fine. Was fine. People are getting some money back from that, 10 years later, it’s fine. St Sam’s tweetz yesterday said every-ting is fine. CZ-Don have lots of money, much more than Sammie Fries who turned out to be a fraud.

Time to ignore this new fake bank-run news and turn on my normal entertainment so I can comfortably earn my passive income from my NovatechFX.com 3% interest per WEEK MlLM. Back to our regularly schedule FINE TV show called…

“Life at Big Bri’s House”
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https://youtu.be/rpz43y0OOH8
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THAT’S ALRIGHT SON, YOU CAN DO YOUR HOMEWORK ON THE TITANIC BOAT! ISNT LIFE SWELL?!😁

Wolf! WOLF!! There’s a big bad wolf eating all the crypto babies, help HELP!
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The End

Epilogue: Merrill Lynch and the other rescuer banks right up Thru Goldman Sachs, Warren Buffett and JP Morgan were ultimately bailed out by the Fed money printer and the taxpayers. The difference this time? The SEC, Fed, Germany and all the others are already investigating the saviors for fraud and corruption and theft and conducting unfair markets. They don’t wish to save any of it, bc what is there to save? Bored Ape pictures? Some nightclub access tokens? Some Ax armor to put on my Infinity? Digital Generic AlgoCats?

So Moses cast the stones at the golden idol and smashed both. Everyone paid in the end, even Moses who had to chisel them laws all over again up on the cold mountain.