I'm a nice guy and I like most of you, but I won't pay your…
I'm a nice guy and I like most of you, but I won't pay your troll tolls. Especially if they're high.
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Hey buddy, it’s Tuesday. Time for the goat party. Also, wth does my phone always want to autocorrect goat to fiat? Are you a fake fed and my phones knows more than I do about you???
I'm no fed, but everybody loves money. Maybe you should teach your swipe what you're saying spell it one letter at a time and then swipe it. Should help
I'm gonna have to miss the party. The fire sounds nice and all and I love grass, but I don't want to be stew.
Idk? I’d have to expect the feds to very interested in a talking goat
No, no, no, I love goat
You have to read that in the Borat voice
I make a human do all the work silly. I can't type with hooves. I'm Satan so I can make people do things, but only as this goat. Gods orders. The last time I crossed him I ended up King of Hell. What a wretched place to be king of.