So, I'm on the first tee with the Dalai Lama. I give him the driver. He hauls off and…

1AKHViYgBGbmxi8qiJkNvoHNeDu9m3MfPE (3039) · August 9, 2019

So, I'm on the first tee with the Dalai Lama. I give him the driver.
He hauls off and whacks one (big hitter, the Lama) long, into a 10,000 foot crevasse...right at the base of this glacier.
Do you know what the Lama says?

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1AKHViYgBGbmxi8qiJkNvoHNeDu9m3MfPE (3039) · August 10, 2019

Gunga, gunga-lagunga.

1AKHViYgBGbmxi8qiJkNvoHNeDu9m3MfPE (3039) · August 10, 2019

So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me.

And I say, "Hey, Lama...hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort."

And he says, "Oh, there won't be any money...but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

1AKHViYgBGbmxi8qiJkNvoHNeDu9m3MfPE (3039) · August 10, 2019

So I got that going for me...
which is nice.