I know a guy, and his name is Adam, couldn't get laid if he…

I know a guy, and his name is Adam, couldn't get laid if he bribed a madame 🤷
I know a guy, and his name is Greg,
got a nasty orange beard and scrawny lil legs.
I know a guy and his name is Richard,
he's a Gucci boy 👜, as gay as I pictured.
I know a guy and his name is CZ,
he'll rug you hard, and he'll make it look easy.
I know this dude, and his name is Petty 🐸, he fucked me over, cuz Twetch ain't ready.
I know a guy and his name is Ryan, ...Creg fucked him, now he can't stop cryin' 😭