I was just arrested for high treason by Donald J. Trump. Sa…
I was just arrested for high treason by Donald J. Trump. Said I called him a commie clown, which is true
Clinton, Pelosi, AOC, Shumer, Biden and Obama are in the same cell with me
They don't have phones and keep asking to use mine, lol
AOC has bad gas😷
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Good thing your not a little boy!!!!!
Things are crazy in here.
Media won't talk about it.
First one to freak out was Pelosi.
She attacked AOC because of her flatulence. Strangled her!
Hillary then attacked Obama, called him the
N-word. Said it was all his fault. Then she came at me.
After seeing her almost scratching out Obamas eyes I didn't hesitate and knocked her out, to establish respect. That's very important in prison
Meanwhile Shumer was taken away by the guards and Joe is in fetal position mumbeling a french word repeatedly.
When Hillary came to she was out of her mind, started to paint a pentagram on the floor with Obamas blood and lipstick.
When Joe saw that he came out of his catatonic state and kicked her right in the face screaming something about being born again.
They are all restrained now and I am eating. Don brought me a Big mack. Said Gen. Flynn a d the Kraken went through my Twetch history and realized I'm not in cahoots with the traitors.
He's still a bit mad I called him a commie, though. Keep you posted.
If you think I'm making this all up check their Twitter accounts. Non of them has been able to post for at least 10 hours.
Im not giving them my phone.
No way Jose!
Starting to get along with Donald.
He's alright..
Keeps asking me about my Twetch posts.
Ilhan Omar has joined the party.
Convinced her and AOC to go on a speaking strike because they kept talking non stop.
Watched a H.H. Hoppe video with Donald. You should have seen his face!
We're now brainstorming on how to dismantle the state apparatus!
Donald:
"The state IS the deep state?!
Huge if true!"
Think we are making progress.
He offered to pardon me if I take back calling him a commie clown.
I said I will think about it. Art of the deal!
Want to stay a bit longer and talk about Bitcoin...
What a day...
Jeffrey Epstein has been brought in after lunch
The talk with the Don was great.
He is alright...
I would have stayed a little longer, but the stench was unbearable. I apologized to Don and got my pardon
Looks like he really saved us all!