Jesus turned the water into wine by slitting his best man's…

Jesus turned the water into wine by slitting his best man's throat.
I am not Jesus.
Jesus is a scammer.
I am Matthew. Your worst fucking nightmare.
A fucking Tax collector.
Fees are about to go up for coronavirus deaths.
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