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Twetch ·

Imagine satan whining about being trolled
https://twetch.app/t/4c11d1f0f0d22af2dd34c394d757498594910d94456f41a6960bb3b58e956748

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Twetch ·

The funny thing is I’m not even trolling him. I was merely responding to him with scripture and responding again when he responded to me. He acts like I’m following him around shitposting in everything he says. He’s a very touchy satan...

Twetch ·

did you even try Not responding baby

grow the fuck up you are a church account nothing more

try find better content than my own to reply to 50 times a day

Twetch ·

Lmao satan vs "church account"

Twetch ·

lol yeah now you see the truth reality

Twetch ·

It cracks me up that "satan account" is triggered by scripture twetches

Twetch ·

did you even try Not responding baby

grow the fuck you you are a church account nothing more

Twetch ·

scripture for breakfast lunch and tea is not going to change the fact that Jesus was the Son of a Romans Whore not divine

go read about it, find the info yourself. i don't force you to adore me

Twetch ·

but congratulations puppet.

you managed to get @7987 to respond to someone else's post even if it was mine still. maybe i should just focus on trolling one user account until they fall from 𝚐̶𝚛̶𝚊̶𝚌̶𝚎̶ boredom.

well done

Twetch ·

Did you even try not responding, satan? Grow the heck up, you are a fake satan, a lost child, nothing more.

And I’m not a “church account” that just happens to be the bulk of my discussion on here till now. But I am open to science and politics as well.

Twetch ·

Again, I’ve asked you for any source outside of the Talmud for this claim. You have yet to give any source.

Twetch ·

I think you meant “now you’re see the truth of reality” which is redundant as reality and truth are one in the same. Or you meant “now you see the true reality”, either way, it’s not truth, it is the opinion of a sad, fallen, lost little pizza man.

Twetch ·

He’s not so much triggered by scripture as a whole, it’s just scripture about Yeshua that triggers him. Which is fitting for satan, or a Jewish person, which I thought he was. But it appears he might be a Polynesian New Zealander given his use of language

Twetch ·

that you are obsessed with. hmmm....

no need to reply

Twetch ·

go denounce this then

https://twetch.app/t/e7b57cdd18c913ec597fc2353a30bfc019567c9ed05043bfeba95514b3026b89

Twetch ·

Denounce the pope? I have already done so... I told you yesterday that I despise the pope. He is far more like Satan than you could ever be. I denounce the whole of the Catholic Church establishment.

Twetch ·

lol @4065 did i look Polynesian in my photo - rear and center

DMT yesterday you bitched at me for not knowing every language on earth

now you don't even recognize my countries indigenous Te Reo 'language'

btw 'haere ra' means fuck off nicely

Twetch ·

No, I don’t know your language. But I don’t claim to be satan, who knows all languages... my lack of ability in all languages does not prevent me from pointing out your inconsistencies....

Twetch ·

maybe learn it before you go expecting others to know what you require them them to be brain washed with

Jesus was not the son of God

Many Roman legions fucked his mommy he is the son of a Roman Plot

in any language

Twetch ·

i have an idea to resolve your poor heart bitch

why don't you tell your stories on your threads like normal wankers do

to all Your valued readers, to save them, not me

that wasn't a question. again your reply will be mocked

Twetch ·

Again, cite a source outside of the Talmud. This is the 3rd or 4th time I’ve asked for this. You fail to present one, because you can’t.

Twetch ·

and neither do i intend to rewrite an entire bible just for you

find your shit yourself you found Jesus already

or continue to talk to my ass

Twetch ·

Ooooooh nooooo... my reply will be mocked. Please, please, do not mock me. Being mocked by a fraud would certainly crush my spirits.

Interesting you think I’m the one with a poor heart when I said I love you despite your need to insult me.

Twetch ·

That’s the response of the average braindead liberal. “What I believe is the truth, but I will not show evidence, DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!”

Twetch ·

you will not find Truth with me you will only find this one last 💩

Twetch ·

Satan lies by telling the truth... that statement is a complete contradiction. You told the truth by saying we will not find truth with you, proving you are not Satan, but recognizing that there is no truth in the real satan. Only perversion of truth.

Twetch ·

https://twetch.app/t/5e16e34aa4b00cc318d00bde85fff160d63ceac79a358f7ca2f02f17ab74200d

Twetch ·

Christianity lol

Jesus bleed (mans blood) but 400 years later umm...

did he poop? they still unsure 💩 more Christ poop

https://www.thedailybeast.com/did-jesus-poop

Twetch ·

understandable Lol 😂

until you cannot post two pieces of content without getting 8 replies from one single fucking bible basher

you have seen my array of content. is not solely religious

you do expect me to get bored of such daily conversation right?

Twetch ·

I thought you wanted to stop talking to me, yet you keep coming back to the thread you know I’ll be notified about and post troll responses despite accusing me of being a troll... Very sound logic....

Twetch ·

I thought you wanted to stop talking to me? Yet you keeping responding on the thread you know I’ll be notified about, with troll posts, despite calling me a troll... Very sound logic...

Twetch ·

no fuckhead these are not your threads

they are mine 🤭or branches of mine

you will never admit to such as fact, so eat my cock

neither will i cater to your desires

(unless it involves my cock) call me 📞

Twetch ·

i know you are about to call me again now faggot

Twetch ·

Lolz... look at me! I’m diverse!

No one gives a damn about your level of boredom. If I am so boring, why do you keep responding to me or about me...

Twetch ·

Lolololzzzz... can you point out where I said they weren’t your threads? I said they were threads you know I will be notified about. And I would think that you could deduce from our recent history, that if I am notified I will likely respond.

Twetch ·

One who speaks in this manner is usually viewed to be the one that is the least triggered and has the best argument. Keep it up, you look like a genius!

Twetch ·

Lol they have darker skin i think, yours is more a baby shit brown 😋.
Very glossy too i might add.

Twetch ·

I can see a strong relationship forming here hahahaha

Twetch ·

me too actually but the foreplay has been somewhat enduring 😉

Twetch ·

Ying and yang, deeper yous go the deeper the bond lol

Twetch ·

i'm cracker white skinned like any decent Satan would be 🙃

Twetch ·

Recent diet change 🍗to🍕 i thought it may have changed you skin colour.

Twetch ·

it did. i got whiter hiding my belly flab 😖

Twetch ·

Mabey just get the chicken n BBQ pizza. Dont worry about the girlish figure, just need more carbs 🍺. You helped me...

Twetch ·

damn it we could end up being twins 😈😈

Twetch ·

no probs 🍺 & thanks bruv, that makes me feel better 😭

Twetch ·

it's not fair.

Steve knew i would attempt to bury the hatchet once i had calmed down 😌

it sux being Satan some days 😖🤑

Twetch ·

Yaakov and Esav... sorry, but you are Esav

Twetch ·

you are not scared of me how could i be Esav 😏

scary how close to reality your comment was though

Twetch ·

i will leave you with a riddle to try solve for another day

ready? part 1

(Esav) out in the fields 😋 this song is from Fun called 'some nights'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkBeOisNM0

Twetch ·

(here is part 2)

'other nights' - Three Transgressions

those are your only clues. consider each word i just wrote. 🙏