Any idea how Calvin's adventure is going and where Creg is …

One of the many kneepadmen is trying to crunch the numbers to see how much suction is needed to pay certain lawyer fees, but also, as can be expected, figuring out how to blame one's own undoing on others.

Calvin was on an ayahuasca retreat and now identifies as a two-spirit. He married himself during the solar eclipse on Hawaii.

Craig is planing the next century with Stormy Daniels, Trump and the Patriots in control in a secret underground tunnel.