I make deals but you better be specific.

I already sold my soul. What else do you take?

First born sons

Done.

I met someone who had their children taken by CPS bc she tried to sell the kids for drugs. True story

Probably a good call by the feds. Or is that government overreach?

I think this was state level. Yeah. Good call. Hard to imagine what life is like at that depth. This was just a few weeks ago too. Hah

Give me your soul, your mind, your body.

I’ll adopt. I want to, but it’s so expensive.

I already told you I sold my soul already. The other stuff is on the table.

Just get a purple lambo

Can I adopt a lambo in need of a good home?

Adoption actually pays you.

I can probably find you a deal on one that just needs an alignment

Maybe we can revisit when BSV moons!

Well. The offer won't last long.

･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

This is what you meant by that