Humor: One day in Moscow, the news spreads of an upcoming m…
Humor:
One day in Moscow, the news spreads of an upcoming meat shipment. Huge queues form in front of the butcher's shops, and people spend the night in front of the still empty shop windows. At dawn, a political commissar arrives and addresses the crowd:
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Are any of you Jews?
About a third of those present raised their hands.
- Go away," said the commissar, "there is no meat for the Jews.
Two hours later, the commissioner returned:
- Are there any of you who are "non-party"?
Nine tenths of the rest raised their hands.
- Go away, there's no meat for the "non-party".
Two hours later, while the store is still closed, the commissar returns and says:
- Comrades, now that we are among ourselves, I must tell you that there is no meat at all.
Then we hear a disgusted voice in the queue exclaiming:
- It is always the Jews who are favored.... "