How can I register?

i mean i just got the url sendmoredogs.com i paid $10 for a first year of it! i'm just going to point it at the latest episode of the show,, or maybe i'm going to bother to upload a page w/ show links to the chain & link to that, maybe

THERE IS A MYSTERIOUS CLUB YOU CAN JOIN somewhat related to Send More Dogs, it's called the Red Beret Club, & you join by sending a member of the RBC a red beret, & then i'll add you to the list of members & uh, then you can help me decide what that means,,, it gives you access to SPECIAL RBCCs (Red Beret Club Communiques) which are hidden episodes of the show :o & probably other things ALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE RED BERET which is more of a fanciful fictional price?? like being in the club also entitles you to red berets, the red berets flow like water over at the rbc, or maybe they don't, idk, we'll find out

Whats the handle to send a red beret?

send it to me, $mungojelly ,,, first RBCC coming soon, there's two other members so far :)