Me: "Hi pal nice to see u, sup lately?" Pal: "Nice to see u…

Me: "Hi pal nice to see u, sup lately?"
Pal: "Nice to see u too... lol u got fat!"
Me: "Oh, this's not fat..."
Pal: "No dude you fat!"
Me: "You'd see me 2 months ago I was real fat! Almost like u are now."