Hear me out... a very exclusive club where we all identify …

Hear me out... a very exclusive club where we all identify as really really awake, like, WAY more awake than the common awakened ones and everyone sends me money on a monthly basis, which I then allocate in the way I see fit to support the community, awaken the silly sleepers and to save the world, the planet, the climate, our democracy, the republic, whatever.
We will look down on the sleeping sheep and the normie awakos and make fun of them, but also encourage them to rise up to our level by constantly telling them to wake up and become members.
It's called AWAKE AF 2025.
Apply for membership now by sending $99.99 to my wallet.
If you aren't a member, you are the problem.