have fun staying hatless

eh, I've got plenty ;D

A good son would give his Mother a $Hat. I can't believe I have to say this out loud... I'm sure I'll find a way to get by without one somehow.💔

Thank you, Son, for the $Hat. It's so cute! 💓Am I wearing this right? Am I hip?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Mistook_His_Wife_for_a_Hat

Love trumps hats

Only a matter of time before they call us “no hatters”! We must revolt against our hat wearing overlords! 🐒

Any more of this shit and we dehatform!