"Fly SatoshiFly" Marty the Fly [buzzing around the fly tap…

"Fly SatoshiFly"

Marty the Fly [buzzing around the fly tape in the kitchen]:
"Hey Flynn, is that you? Stuck in something buddy? That looks awful."

Flynn: "Yeah, came down to eat this delicious sticky sugar wand. I like sticky sugar wand, but it sure doesn't like me! Marty, bro, I think I'm going to die here— not seeing a way out"

Marty: "Wow, that sucks, is there anything I can do to help?"

Flynn: "Nope, thanks tho. You put even one foot on this sticky sugar tape, and you'd die right next to me"

Marty: "Well sorry man, wish I could help you. But I gotta run, I see an open spot on this crowded sticky sugar tape where there's some excellent smelling sticky sugar that's making my mouth water"

Flynn: "Yeah, don't… Ahhhh you landed on it didn't you? you're stuck now aren't you, dumbass. [face palms]"

Marty: "The most fucked up part of this whole situation is that even after five minutes of carefully picking out an open spot on this sugary sticky tape, and advice from Flynn, we still honestly do not know how to eat this sugary sticky tape.
Does anyone?" [see figure 2, whitish]

Satoshfly: "Yo dumbasses, over here. See this sugary peach outside with a bite mark on it? It's what we're SUPPOSED to eat, because the human (regulators) don't care about it anymore. Turns out if you just stick to not pissing off the giant powerful guys, you can eat all the sugar you want. Amazing huh?"

Satoshifly is next seen getting fat on endless amounts of sugar OUTSIDE the governing house of the regulators…err… I mean humans, while all his buddies are stuck to sugary sticky tape, asking stupid questions.

PICTURED: (yellowish)
2008
March 5th

Seems like one guy in "digital cash" sector did the homework BEFORE the regulators swarmed his cutely-named cryptocurrency. In 2008, there were so many crash-and-burns of digital cash, that it actually isn't so surprising that Satoshi studied law a bunch. Fly-tapes are interesting because they expose how stupid flies are. Humans are wicked smaht, tho, they can learn from others mistakes. And that, children, is the lesson of SatoshiFly.

In case it needs to be spelled out, won't keep it on the "down low" like Animal Farm or a Bukowski book…
Flynn: last name, Chaum
Mary: last name, Kiselak
SatoshiFly: last name, Wright