!flux11 Why do you need a jeweler on New Year's Eve? -To ri…

!flux11 What did the little champagne bottle call his father?
-Pop!

!flux11 What does a ghost say on January 1st?
-Happy Boo Year!

!flux11 What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?
-I haven’t seen you since last year!

!flux11 What do you call someone who says they’ll never make another New Year’s resolution?
-A quitter!

!flux11 What did the calendar say to the clock on New Year's Eve?
-"You're running a little behind."

!flux11 Why did the New Year's partygoer bring a ladder?
-He heard the drinks were on the house!

!flux11 What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the New Year's party?
-Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

!flux11 Why did the rabbit go to the New Year's party?
To have a hare-raising good time!

!flux11 Why should you stand on your left foot on New Year's Eve? So you can start the new year off on the right foot!

!flux11 Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?
Waiting for the punchline!

!flux11 What is the digital camera's New Year's resolution?
1080p Full HD.

!flux11 Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on December 31?
He wanted to make a New Year's toast!

!flux11 Why is partying in Times Square overrated?
Because they drop the ball every year.

!flux11 An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.