Each duck will have to eat 4M locusts to win. https://thepr…

Twetch ·

Each duck will have to eat 4M locusts to win. https://theprint.in/environment/china-deploys-army-of-1-lakh-duck-troops-to-counter-locust-attacks/369425/?amp&__twitter_impression=true

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Twetch ·

Going to be fat ducks everywhere. Time for me to do adverts for Jenny Craig.

Twetch ·

They should add turkeys then export fat turkeys to the US on thanksgiving day.

Twetch ·

Brilliant. Provided they aren't eaten before they get there with the virus causing food supply problems.

Twetch ·

Hoping the virus doesn't mutate and start infecting animals. That will be crisis to the power of 100.

Twetch ·

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