1BBxtXRBT8xSen7LUMxX3smaBvQEdAzTPX (4003) ·
Each duck will have to eat 4M locusts to win. https://theprint.in/environment/china-deploys-army-of-1-lakh-duck-troops-to-counter-locust-attacks/369425/?amp&__twitter_impression=true
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1Hg49FxYmmB9N1s7pMYKSgnNUqs8AtB8R8 (3905) ·
Going to be fat ducks everywhere. Time for me to do adverts for Jenny Craig.
1BBxtXRBT8xSen7LUMxX3smaBvQEdAzTPX (4003) ·
They should add turkeys then export fat turkeys to the US on thanksgiving day.
1Hg49FxYmmB9N1s7pMYKSgnNUqs8AtB8R8 (3905) ·
Brilliant. Provided they aren't eaten before they get there with the virus causing food supply problems.
1BBxtXRBT8xSen7LUMxX3smaBvQEdAzTPX (4003) ·
Hoping the virus doesn't mutate and start infecting animals. That will be crisis to the power of 100.
1Hg49FxYmmB9N1s7pMYKSgnNUqs8AtB8R8 (3905) ·
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