For a duck, you seem to know an awful lot about the dentist…

I've been around humans way too long. 😄

:D true, hey the narrative is sound tho, my ma is the devil lolol

she just pissed me off today on a phonecall thats all

in more fairness damn she let me do everything I want

bleh, prefer fuckedup narratives

Messy narratives do sound interesting, inspiring for creativity. I'm sure your mother is a wonderful human, they have to be good sometimes. 😁

sir, this is extreme, I go there visit once a week and she puts up with me talking shit, one day I entered home asking for wine, I was drunk, she said she didn't hv, I found it in drawer, you don't imagine how offended I was and the narratives I created

I found it and she after lying refused to let me take it 😲

entered home with a kick in the door

😆

Potentially the start of a movie? 🤩

Part of my offense is that I found I was being extremely funny and she didn't appreciate

Damn potentially I always behaved like I was the last immortal VIP

going on sandals proclaiming I would be a millionare, how dare you 😆

always two sides

I quackalot sir, the more wpm the more false statements I produce and its exponential

Well, it is entertaining. 😵

Unlike other humans you realise where things went wrong, that's the beginning of setting them right. As for the riches, unless you're lucky that's a long journey. I try to waddle through, it's a bit slower than walking for a human. You have longer legs 🤑

Look these people work serious, as an artist I have to make the hard look easy

I know the feeling. Something I've been working on lately has done my head in a little, but by knowing where the brick wall is, I can figure out which way to go. I Twetch like I write greeting cards don't I?