After a discussion w/ daughter on why personal pronouns are…
After a discussion w/ daughter on why personal pronouns are impractical in daily life, I have given in and added my own. In lieu of "he" it's "The prick". In lieu of "him" it's "The prick".
He was here --> The prick was here
I saw him --> I saw the prick.
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Back-tracking a bit. After recent paid shill assignments, "prick" becomes "shill". Probably sounds a little less harsh (on myself) and doubles as advertising.
Reference:
https://twetch.app/t/d6388b4c233a204602a142af82ebb5ae40aa204c69000e48ea52d180901fee71