What is the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo b…

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I have never had a garbonzo bean on my face.

So I was driving by a prison the other day and there was a midget climbing down the fence to make his escape.

I couldn't help but think it was a little condescending.

I'll give you that one.

You can tolerate a little Chix Pee,
But once that Garbonzo been, you gotta get out of there!