Can I make a confession?

must you 🤣

What's up?

i'm not sure I have the courage. i think it'll take the servers down if I do

[Sits comfortably]

Tell us about your sins, dont be afraid son

Well, it's up to you.

alright. sorry harry. my first marriage.... I ran out of that fast... she was super cray. I left quite a bit of my belongs behind... and I also left my first Fleshlight behind. You remember the old model? Injuries occurred bc of missing safety features

I really loved her... the fleshlight. she never talked back to me about how to run things. but my soon-to-be ex-wife found it. called me and shamed me for it! I told her it was bc she sucked in bed.

Yes, but only God can forgive sins.

She'd be on my jock if she knew I had fat stax

For clearity, you must first drink a bottle of whiskey to understand this

i didnt know women are suck in bed. btw nice confession imma tell your soon-to-be ex-wife. lol jk

Thats unforgivable! you gonna not go in heaven, thats for sure

They don't. It was a bad comeback. I was hoping more time would pass tbh. She'd find it after I changed my phone number.

And you've forced me to self-innoculate. I'll confess to her tonight

Big mistake bro. dont ever confess shit to womans.