BREAKING: The World Manifestation Society (WMS) based in Lo…

BREAKING:
The World Manifestation Society (WMS) based in Los Angeles, California, fires their president after their headquarters burned down during the recent wildfires.
"We need a president who is willing and able to manifest at least a bit of rain, or a firetruck, you know? Something that would have saved our building. Anything. We are considering legal steps. He either deceived us about his manifestation skills, or he let our headquarters burn to the ground on purpose."