BREAKING Whistleblower working for Elon Musk's artificial…

BREAKING

Whistleblower working for Elon Musk's artificial insemination team claims "only one in a million eggs fertilized with Musk's sperm isn't gay, retarded and/or autistic."

"A team of hundreds of experts works in shifts 24/7 to find fetuses that are normal enough to be acceptable. Nobody knows what happens to the millions of retarded and autistic fetuses that are refused. Every night a black van picks them up and takes them to a secret location somewhere in Washington, DC."