BREAKING: Wake-up-bros quietly abandon flat earth and find …

BREAKING:
Wake-up-bros quietly abandon flat earth and find new thing others need to wake up about.
"At first I was stunned, had I been wrong all this time screaming at others that they are sleeping sheep? No. I just made a minor mistake. The main thing remains the same: I have special knowledge acquired by spending entire nights on YouTube and everyone else needs to wake up to it. The world depends on it. I am a teacher and savior. My special knowledge, of course, changes from time to time, nothing surprising about that."