BREAKING The voters have decided: the majority is sick and…

BREAKING
The voters have decided: the majority is sick and tired of being plundered and spanked by the left hand of the devil and voted to be robbed and raped by his right hand for a while now.
Right hand masochists celebrated the result as a victory. Many were seen in the streets lowering their pants and bending over in joyful anticipation. Left hand masochists, meanwhile, are shocked and devestated by the result, many have been seen crying.