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UK vampires deny any connection with the "Royal Family" or the now open attempts to block sunlight by spraying the sky with chemicals.
"Look, we got nothing to do with it. The Royals aren't even real vampires, in a way. They are semi-daywalkers. Half-breeds. Vaccinated. We don't know why they would be so stupid to admit to blocking out the sun, but we got nothing to do with it. Go looking for another scapegoat."