BREAKING UK government under fire after publishing guideli…

BREAKING
UK government under fire after publishing guidelines for dealing with violent crimes committed by immigrants:
"First of all we need to acknowledge that colonialism is to blame for such unfortunate acts, not the migrants acting them out. This is simply the price we have to pay for the deeds of our ancestors. (...) Rape is obviously terrible, but let's also make sure we don't use it to fuel hatred and racism. Is calling the police really helping? Is involving the right-wing media really what you need in this situation? How about a long, hot shower and a Xanax instead?"