BREAKING: SUICIDE NOT BEHIND DEATH OF SBF An autopsy has …

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BREAKING: SUICIDE NOT BEHIND DEATH OF SBF

An autopsy has revealed that the death of Sam "Bank Man" Freed aka SBF was not due to suicide. After an extensive investigation, it has been confirmed that there was no evidence of self-harm or any indication that SBF was considering taking his own life.

An autopsy report received by The Cryptographic Post has revealed that the death of SBF was not due to suicide, despite initial speculation that the incident was a result of self-harm.

The investigation into the death of SBF was conducted by a team of medical professionals from a local coroner's office paid by the family after originally being ruled a suicide by a coroner paid off by any randomly picked 3 Letter Agency. After an extensive analysis of the evidence, it was concluded that there was no evidence of self-harm or any indication that SBF was considering taking his own life.

The new autopsy report stated the cause of death was still undetermined and that further investigation was needed to determine the exact cause of death. The did state however, it definitely was not a suicide in contradiction to the Federal Government's puppet coroner's initial findings.

The family of SBF has expressed gratitude to the medical professionals involved in the investigation and are now focused on finding out what really happened to their loved one. Despite all major propaganda outlets reporting 24 hrs a day, 7 days week in every major airport that he definitely did kill himself, the case of SBF's death is ongoing and anyone with information is urged to come forward.

The Cryptographic Post would like to remind everyone to exercise caution before spreading dangerous conspiracy theories. Misinformation could undermine the very fabric of our "sacred democracy" and Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein and Sam Bankman-Freed have absolutely nothing in common. Also, Kanye West is clearly insane and you should definitely not heart, branch or share this article with your friends.

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