BREAKING After strange scenes inside the White House, the…

BREAKING

After strange scenes inside the White House, the EU sends Zelensky "several tons of Columbian cocaine and French silk tissues"

"He just seemed so sad and depressed. We wanted to cheer him up. No dictator... I mean president should be treated like this. Trump is very mean. Why can't he just give him a couple of billion dollars more so he can kill the rest of his people... I mean... Russians... Russians."