BREAKING Republicans being split between rallying behind D…

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Republicans being split between rallying behind Donald Trump (former Democrat) and Elon Musk (former Democrat) has "Democrats rubbing hands", according to hand-rubbing experts.

"We've seen the left selling out everything good it ever stood for, now we will see the right do the same. As a rule, just assume both are actively working against the interests of the people and in service of a power elite."