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Panik and riots break out all over California and NYC after Trump jokes about putting a 2000% tariff on toilet paper.
"People were stuffing their cars with toilet paper rolls on one side, while others were breaking their car windows on the other side and took them out again. It was pure madness. Two trans-women got into a fight tearing each others dresses to shreds. When a Tesla full of toilet paper tried to leave the parking lot, shots were fired and molotov cocktails started flying. It felt like civil war."