BREAKING Local NYC man tortured and crucified to death by …

BREAKING
Local NYC man tortured and crucified to death by violent, frenzied mob on 52nd and Broadway.
"The large mob made up of all races, genders, religions and ideologies, targeted the man after he declared publicly - while standing on a soapbox - that "the internet is fake and retarded and everyone on it is gay af" "A witness describes the scene as "medieval", but adds "He was acting weird, though. He was off-line, just to be clear. He wasn't even livestreaming or anything, you know? So it kinda was his own fault. That triggered a lot of people. He shouldn't have said that. But still. They got him good, son. God damn."