BREAKING: Local man arrested earlier this month for trying …

BREAKING:
Local man arrested earlier this month for trying to burn "witches" in his back yard released after credible claim he self-identifies as "the Inquisition".
"First we thought he was joking, but he was able to prove his claim when the judge challenged him to define 'Inquisition' by stating 'the Inquisition is someone who self-identifies as the Inquisition.'"