BREAKING Israeli scientists discover "8000 year old docume…

BREAKING

Israeli scientists discover "8000 year old documents in an ancient tunnel under Gaza"

"This is the most exciting find archeologists have ever seen. The documents are in great condition. We couldn't be happier."

The part of the documents that has already been translated states that "Jews own the entirety of modern day Israel, Palestine, obviously Gaza, parts of Egypt, parts of Syria, parts of Jordan, and the entirety of Lebanon."