BREAKING Hunter Biden goes into chapter 11 bankruptcy wit…

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BREAKING

Hunter Biden goes into chapter 11 bankruptcy with newly founded company that sells "penis scented candles"

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ruthheasman ·

Say wat now?

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Friendly reminder that ALL of my breaking news are completely made up, which means they are a bit more truthful than mainstream news.

Brooz ·

despite having known this fact for years, some of them I read and go "yeah probably" 😂

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That's the point. Might as well be true. Hard to say these days...

ruthheasman ·

It threw me for a sec that Hunter Biden is capable of such shithousery 😂

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:) I guess I'm still not over Gwyneth Paltrow actually selling candles with the supposed scent of her vagina...
Simultaneously one of the funniest and saddest fact - and a deep look into the state of Western civilization.

ruthheasman ·

She's basically a self-parody at this point. What won't she do for self-promotion? Very little it seems.

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True, but there's also the other part: people are buying those candles...